Any Good Jokes?

[Chas]

The Boss Had To Fire Somebody

He had narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack.
It was an impossible decision, they were both super workers.

Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used
the water
cooler the next morning.

Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hang-over after partying
all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin.

The Boss approached her and said: "Debra, I've never done this before
but I have to lay you or Jack off."
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"Could you jack off?" she says. "I feel like shit."