Any Good Jokes?

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Rejected Children's' Book Titles -

YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT

STRANGERS HAVE THE BEST CANDY

THE MAGIC WORLD INSIDE THE ABANDONED REFRIGERATOR

THE BOY WHO DIED FROM EATING ALL HIS VEGETABLES

YOUR NIGHTMARES ARE REAL

DAD'S NEW WIFE ------ ROBERT

CURIOUS GEORGE AND THE HIGH VOLTAGE FENCE

THE POP-UP BOOK OF HUMAN ANATOMY

WHINING, KICKING AND SCREAMING TO GET YOUR WAY

WHAT IS THAT DOG DOING TO THAT OTHER DOG?

DADDY DRINKS BECAUSE YOU CRY

WHY CAN'T MR. FORK AND MS. ELECTRICAL OUTLET JUST BE FRIENDS?