The Old Timers Club

[mnfats]

Little Johnny was on a bus tour of Castilla that had a stop at this old
convent. The tour wasn't that interesting so he managed to slip away and

started wandering around by himself.
Feeling the urge to pee, he looked around for some privacy. He hid
behind a bush and took a leak on the wall of the chapel.
While he was doing his business, the Mother Superior came around the
corner and surprised him.
"OH! I am soooo sorry!" Little Johnny said in embarrassment. "It's OK,"
she replied. "Actually, I've never seen a man's... You know.
Could I take a closer look?"
A nun asking to see his unit freaked out Little Johnny but it was kinda
kinky in a way, so he figured, what the hell.
The nun looked at it for a bit and as he was about to put it away she
said, "You know, I always wanted to touch one. Would you mind...?" "This
is really weird, but sure." Little Johnny was getting really
excited. Who else could say that a nun had tossed you off? "Could you
take it all out so that I can get a complete experience?" the nun
requested.
Little Johnny, sure that he was about to get laid, willingly took down
his
pants.
The nun began fondling his testicles and suddenly straightened, and
said... "Don't (SQUEEZE) piss (SQUEEZE) on the (SQUEEZE) church
(SQUEEZE) walls
(SQUEEZE) again!!!!!!!!!!!"