Freezing, got a call from the neighbor's wife this morning, car wouldn't start. me - "Is the battery dead, are there any lights on the dashboard?" her - "yes, there's a picture of a guy sitting on the toilet." me - "whaaat lol, I'll be right over." https://investorshub.advfn.com/uimage/uploads/2018/1/4/moebetoilet.PNG an oldie, but still tickles me