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Tuesday, 09/26/2006 10:37:59 PM

Tuesday, September 26, 2006 10:37:59 PM

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A husband found himself in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.

His wife angrily told him, "Tomorrow there better be something for me in the driveway that goes from 0 to 160 in five seconds or less."

The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Visiting hours for the husband at the hospital are limited due to the extent of his injuries.
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