Any Good Jokes?

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Ok so I’m sitting on the porta John at work, and smoking a cigarette. Before I ever sit on these things, I always put a barrier of tp around the lid, and a bunch inside so that nothing splashed up on me, because that is a phobia of mine. Well I was about done with my business and I slipped the last of my cigarette into the tank under the seat where I am sitting, apparently all of the paper I put in there did no absorb the liquid from the tank yet, so the cigarette unbeknownst to me landed on dry paper, that shit burns really quickly, and before I knew it, I had a flash inferno under my ass , and I almost cooked the boys, no shit. It looks like I had a Brazilian bikini wax.