Two IT guys were chatting in a pub after work. "Guess what, mate," says the first IT guy, "Yesterday, I met this gorgeous blonde girl in a bar."
"So what happened? What did you do?" asks the other IT guy.
"Well, I invited her over to my place, we had a couple of drinks, we got into the mood and then she suddenly asked me to take all her clothes off."
"You're kidding me!" says the second IT guy.
"I took her miniskirt off, then her bra, her panties...and then I lifted her up and put her on the desk next to my new laptop...."
"Really? You got a new laptop?"
