Any Good Jokes?

[mnfats]

Sarah was reading a newspaper while her husband was
engrossed in a game on TV. Suddenly, she burst out
laughing. "Listen to this, there's a classified ad here
where a guy is offering to swap his wife for a season
tickets."

"Hmmm," her husband said, not bothering to look away
from the game.

Sarah said teasingly, "Would you swap me for season
tickets?"

"Absolutely not," he said, "season's more than half
over."