Any Good Jokes?

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I told a friend I made $2,000 a month picking up dog shit from lawns.
He said: "That's gross !" I said: "No, that's net."

Boy: "Dad, will you help me find the common denominator?"
Dad: "Don't tell me they haven't found it yet. I remember looking for it when I was a boy."

I went into business prospecting for gold.
It didn't pan out.

I started up a business manufacturing tabletops
for shops, but it was counter-productive.

I set up a sauna business.......................
but we ran out of steam.