The internet is amazing...
especially for when you really want to fight with complete strangers about politics.
Wife says I ruined her birthday yesterday…
what a crock, I didn’t even know it was her birthday!
Failure is not an option…
it comes bundled with the software.
Did Noah include termites on the ark?
4 million of these people enter our country every year. They are uneducated, unskilled, and contribute nothing. They are a burden to honest, hardworking Americans and our government is doing nothing to stop them, not to mention they're dirty and they smell bad. THEY DON'T EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH!!
Man, I hate babies.
I know a guy who is so bald.....................
it looks like his neck is blowing a bubble.
My friend is so bald................
you can see what he's thinking.
I was going to buy a book on hair loss,
but the pages kept falling out.
I just spent $30 for a haircut.
$10 for the cut and $20 for the search fee.