Pretty certain Mark Twain never said, "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience." Yes, you can find that attribution all over the web (like confessions of a basher LOL) but always from the past few years. Perhaps Twain said it in 2012.
Doesn't sound like Twain. Sounds more like a smart-ass all-purpose web comeback. Can't find it quoted on reliable Twain or literary websites.
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