Eline Entertainment Group Inc (EEGI)

[Thor Von Thorson]

dude... you'd be lucky to miss this party.

EEGI is more like a really, really crappy bank, than it is a party anyway.
A crappy bank that charges you $4.95 (or applicable commission) to deposit your money,
holds it at ZERO PERCENT interest (or even NEGATIVE interest like when people sell into the no-bid and the price drops to .00001 or even .000001.... those are always awesome days...),
then when at some point you are eventually allowed to withdraw your money (AKA: when your sell order at .0001 finally gets filled by some other poor schmuck),
they charge you another $4.95 (or applicable commission).

That party sounds pretty lame to me.
In fact,
NO THANK YOU I DON'T WANT TO GO.
Wait... WHAT???

I'M ALREADY HERE?!?!?
FUUUUUUUUU€€€%!!!!!!!!!!!

SOMEONE BUY MY MOTHERFU€%IN' .0001's!!!!!!!!!!