POSSIBLY THE VERY BEST CHICKEN JOKE EVER:
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.
The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a
satisfied smile on its face.
The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and
says, "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!
Saluting the best Southern "Jam" band... Ever!