Any Good Jokes?

[mnfats]

How come you're late?" asked the bartender, as the blonde
waitress walked into the bar.

"It was awful," she explained. "I was walking down Elm street
and there was a terrible accident. A man was thrown from his
car and he was lying in the middle of the street. His leg was
broken, his skull was fractured, and there was blood
everywhere. Thank God I took that first-aid course.

"What did you do?" asked the bartender.

"I sat down and put my head between my knees to keep from
fainting!"