Any Good Jokes?

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Best pickup lines for women........
Do these feel real to you?
Your pretty, get in the truck!
Hi, I'm Muffy and I have a vagina.
I have amnesia, have we had sex yet?
Hi, I'm Bambi and I don't have a gag reflex.
Are you a candle, because I wanna blow you?
All of the seats are taken, can I sit on your face?
Don't let this go to your head, but do you want some?
Is your name Richard? I've been looking for a Dick all day.
Do you want to back to my place and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?
Have you ever had an Australian kiss, it's like regular kiss only down under?