Any Good Jokes?

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I asked my wife what she wanted
for her birthday.
She replied, "a divorce."
I said, "Shoot, I wasn't planning on spending that much."

Little known fact:
Mimes observe a brief moment of talking when a fellow mime passes away.

I'd get up at the crack of Dawn for that.
But Dawn probably wouldn't like an old fart like me.

I always wanted to be a farmer,
but it turned out to be the wrong field for me.