Any Good Jokes?

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A lot of things that happened in school you don't appreciate
until you get older. Like being spanked by a middle-aged woman. Things you pay good money for later in life.

If the world really is a stage..........
someone in casting needs to be fired.

I saw this guy at the zoo talking with a cheetah.
I thought to myself: "He's trying to pull a fast one."

I was sentenced to twenty years for my part in a timeshare scheme. Fortunately, I only have to go to prison for two weeks every year.

Senility has been a smooth transition for me.

If you don't like the way I drive,
then stay off the damned sidewalk!