Any Good Jokes?

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At the Old Folks Home

There were three old women – Martha, Linda and Suzie who lived in a Senior citizens home.
One day, they were remembering the good old times. Martha recollected the big and fresh cucumbers she used to buy from the grocer’s shop. She exhibited with her hands the size of the cucumbers she used to bring home.

Linda remembered the juicy cabbages she used to buy and showed with her hands the size of the cabbages she used to buy in pairs.

Suzie, who was hard of hearing, said, “I can’t hear a thing but I bet you are talking about big John.”