The Old Timers Club

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Little Johnny hears the word whorehouse in school and asks
his father what it means.

His father is quite shocked, and replies, "Well, uh, you go there
to, uh, have a good time."

Johnny starts screaming and hollering that he wants to go
there, too, but his father insists that he's too young.

Saturday night rolls around. Johnny's dad and a few of his
friends head out to Martha's ("Liquor In The Front, Poker In
The Rear! – Our Customers Come First!) for a "good time."

Naturally, Little Johnny tags along secretly.

After his dad and his dad's friends have been safely inside for
some time, Little Johnny knocks on the door.

The madam opens the door. "Yes?" she asks.

"I'm here to have a good time!" says Little Johnny.

The madam is a little puzzled, but, being a kind-hearted soul,
invites Little Johnny inside. She gives him three doughnuts
and then bids him goodbye.

When he gets home, his dad is frantic. (Dad obviously had
come and gone at Martha's.) "Where have you been?" he
asks his son.

"I went to a WHOREHOUSE!" Johnny proudly boasted!

Johnny's dad blanched. "Uhh, you did? Umm, how was it?"

"Well, I managed the first two without any problem, but I just
licked the third one!"