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Re: mnfats post# 15458

Sunday, 04/23/2017 2:39:29 PM

Sunday, April 23, 2017 2:39:29 PM

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Definitions of a Bachelor

- One who avoids bride-eyed women.

- One who believes in Life, Liberty and the Happiness of Pursuit.

- One who believes in Wine, Women and So-Long.

- One who can get into bed from either side.

- One who can go fishing anytime, until he gets hooked.

- One who can have a girl on his knee without having her on
his hands.

- One who can't be spouse-broken.

- One who cheated some woman out of a divorce.

- One who is not missing anything in life except a few buttons
on his shirt.

- One who knows how to hold a woman's hand so that she
doesn't get a grip on him.

- One who leans toward a woman but not far enough to fall.

- One who likes his Girl Friend just the way she is...Single!

- One who never makes the same mistake once.

- One who never met a girl he couldn't live without.

- One who when a girl asks him for a Diamond Ring, he
turns Stone-Deaf.

- One who when he opens the window in his apartment,
more dust blows out than in.

- One who would rather mend his socks than his ways.

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