The Old Timers Club

[mnfats]

Our instructor was lecturing about self-examination of the breast
or testicles when a female student asked another male student
and me if we ever got an erection while we did self- examination
of our testicles.

We answered that it was possible that we had. You know, you
don't really want everyone to know when you get aroused.

She then asked, "What do you do about it?"

We said in unison, "Nothing, why?"

She then said, "You mean you go around with a hard penis
all day?"

We said no way! She then states, "You mean a man's penis
will go down without having an orgasm?"

We both said yes.

At which time she says, "I'm going to kill my husband!"