Tauriga Sciences Inc (fka TAUG)

[nonsequetor]

*LOL* I must admit...

The pitch is quite good...

Our JAM lipcolors are creamy, colorful, buttery, demi-matte confections for your lips. Made from rare "cupuacu" butter that is hand-scooped by women in the South of Brazil,

I think you can get the same effect from a scoop of Ben and Jerry's.

Anyone can scoop ice cream (not just women), and it is not so rare as to threaten extinction of the product.

Perhaps this can go the way of the Pet Rock... or Mt St. Hellen's ash...

I can just envision all the women out there, on the street, licking their chapped lips (can't get enough of that flavoring)...

The effect lasts about 3 hours and is enhanced every time you lick your lips. Plumping and color effects occur almost immediately, within 90 seconds of application.

(Calling my broker and getting in on Chap-Stick before the run...)

Can you imagine all the class action lawyers out there... licking their lips... (with or without "JAM") fielding the calls... barely intelligible due to grossly inflated lips... hampering speech and hindering ingestion of life sustaining nutrients...

OMG!!!

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