What I said awhile back is that he went to law school so he could learn how to word statements. If you look at his legal "career"... he has been inactive longer than he was active in the legal profession. Pretty funny. http://members.calbar.ca.gov/fal/Member/Detail/103320 BUT he always likes to say he is a lawyer. I remember awhile back he was very defensive about it being stated he wasn't a lawyer. I wonder if he could actually go back to being a lawyer... he would have to take a lot of "catch up" classes, is my guess. Yep, law school was used to hone his "fine" writing.