Any Good Jokes?

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A guy goes for a job of cook on a ship.
The geezer who is interviewing asks "Can you fry eggs". "Can I fry eggs! I've worked in some of the top hotels in America" replies the man... "Give me half a dozen." So he"s given six eggs which he starts to juggle with. After a minute of brilliant juggling, he throws the eggs one-by-one over his shoulder towards the frying pan which is behind him. Each egg hits the side of the pan, cracks open and the shell falls into the bin below and the eggs slide unbroken into the frying pan. "That"s amazing," says the interviewer "but it must have been a fluke." "A fluke? Give me a dozen more" says the man. He then proceeds to do even more elaborate juggling and repeat the finale so there"s now eighteen unbroken eggs sizzling in the frying pan. "Well then do I get the job" asks the man... "No" says the interviewer "you screw around too much!!"