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I told my son, " I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
He said, "NO!"

I told him, Bill Gates daughter!!
He said, "OKAY!"

Got in contact with Bill Gates and told him, "I want your daughter to marry my son!"
He said, "NO!"

Told him my son was the CEO of the World Bank!
He said, "OKAY!"

Went to the President of the World Bank and told him to make my son CEO of the Bank.
He said, "NO!"

Told him my son was Bill Gates Son-in-Law!
He said, "OKAY!”

And that, my friends, is exactly how Politics works.