West Side Story gave me the wrong impression. No one at this gang fight is a good dancer and I've been shot in the arm. I hate it when candidates put signs on your lawn without even asking your permission. Who the hell is 'Foreclosure’? Parents are hiring drug-sniffing dogs to find their kids' drugs. I couldn't do it. My kid already doesn't trust me, according to her diary. "Hermit crab" describes me twice.