Any Good Jokes?

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I told my friend I made $600 a month selling dog shit. He said: "That's gross!" I said: "No,that's net."

I'm designing a new line of straitjackets for prisoners and the criminally insane. I'm aiming at a captive market.

I once employed a really emotional delivery
driver. He used to take everything the wrong way.

I quit my job at a compass manufacturing firm. I was worried the company wasn't heading in the right direction.

My accountant told me the only reason my business is looking up is because it's flat on its back.