C'mon Peach...these two are up for men of the year. On the right, we have Steve Funklestien, a con artist and thief. Takes people's money, commits fraud, steals company assets, studies and passes them off as his own. Takes proprietary information and passes it off as his own.
On the left...we have Slugger Joe Joe Slimeletto. Drunken gymp, who pounds his wife and daughter into oblivion. People's Champion I'd say, real stud! Cons an 85 year old woman on her death bed for all she's worth and doesn't deliver. When she passes away, doesn't give her family a dime. He's a pure family guy insomuch as his own daughter get a 100 yard restraining order on him, not sure if it's permanent....but wouldn't you just love to be at that house for Thanksgiving?
These two geniuses were brilliant enough to try a hostile takeover of the company. Yeah, they had a great plan. Lure MW in with a $250k loan, then trash him with customers, distributors and the rest, then call in the note, knowing they interfered with the company's business (tortious interference)...and yes, they were caught and discharged for cause and with the blessings of the shareholders (good riddance!). And they didn't stop there. They took studies that IFUS and it's shareholders paid for and tried to pass them off as their own (fraud).
So yeah, men of the year. Only one problem. They won't be able to be at the ceremony. Joe's date with prison awaits for his last episode in wife beating...he's waiting to serve his time "for health reasons." Wonder if he should have thought about his health BEFORE he dropped his wife with his amazing right hook? SA, sadly has 26 felony indictments he's waiting on. More than likely won't be able to attend...date with Club Fed!
Give them a break Peach. These two super heroes are role models!
