At Heathrow Airport today, an individual, later discovered
to be a school teacher, was arrested trying to board a
flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor, and
a graphing calculator.
Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious
Al-Gebra movement. He is being charged with carrying weapons
of math instruction.
"Sometimes, business decisions must be based not on economics,
but on what is right." ~ Ivan Howes