DD Support Board and Research Team

[cyberbullymouse]

Time to motivate the Fishin Militia!

I'll talk to the folks at Hamm's about sponsoring this new movement. Qualifications for membership involve satisfying 3 or more of the following...

1) falling out of a canoe while peeing overboard (woman actually excel at this, so we don't discriminate based on gender).

2) betting your friend you can shoot his hat if he throws it in the air as high as he can. then shotgunning it after hits the ground in front of him. (you must trick him into doing this at least twice in one day to tick this one off.)

3) giving up on sex in a tent.

4) getting a parasite from "shore lunch".

5) being scolded by a homeless beggar for stooping to buying a 12-pack of Carling Black Label ("i was gonna ask you for money, but i live on the street and i wouldn't drink that shit, son.").

6) getting "the piles" from ice fishing.

Did I miss anything?