Anavex Life Sciences Corp (AVXL)

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Letter to Investor Relations


Sir or Ma'am,

As a long and dedicated Anavex investor, I must raise an issue of concern. Through a short-lived, Business Wire alert, once buried somewhere in the spurious legal suits, it has come to our attention that Dr. Missling may be planning to cut his hair.

First and foremost, let me state that I do not by any measure take at face value what I read on various media outlets. However, I find this rumor truly disturbing, as the Teutonic mop top will be instrumental in facilitating Dr. Missling's continued skilled leadership and strategic decisions. Furthermore, removal of said shag may also be detrimental to earning the trust of various "Big Pharma" executives, who are notoriously anchored to their origins in hazy Volkswagen roadie vans.

In conclusion, as Samson was weakened without his hair, so too would be Dr. Missling. Therefore, we, in the strongest terms, implore the reversal of any such decision, such that the market cap may continue to flourish beneath a tussle of rebellious German locks.

VR,
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