Oh my, he's such a cute young fellow with that boyish look, feminine build, and soft skin that the older guys in prison just love.
He's gonna be popular in DaHole. Lots of 'strong friends'. A 10+ year sentence gets him into a Medium, where the real fun is at.
After a few months, he'll be loose enough to keister one (or several) of the newer 8" screen smartphones like the Asus FonePad8 (aka "Anus 8") - a valuable skill to have in prison. He should be able to make a decent prison income of mackerel pouches from renting ~OUTT his smartphone hiding space to others.
Back in the old days, prison smartphones were fairly compact (BTW, it appears that a hip replacement on the viewer's lefthand-side hip will soon be in order)
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