Two South Texas farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar,
drinking beer. Jim turns to Bob and says, "You know, I'm tired of going
through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the
community college and sign up for some classes." Bob thinks it's a good
idea, and the two leave. The next day Jim goes down to the college and
meets the dean of admissions, who signs him up for the four
basicclasses: math, English, history, and logic. "Logic?" Jim says.
"What's that?" The dean says, "I'll show you. Do you own a weedeater?"
"Yeah," replies Jim. "Then logically, because you own a weedeater, I
think that you would have a yard." "That's true, I do have a yard." "I'm
not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think logically
that you would have a house." "Yes, I do have a house." "And because you
have a house, I think that you might logically have a family." "I have a
family." "I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically
you must have a wife." "Yes, I do have a wife." "And because you have a
wife, then logically you must be a heterosexual." "I am a heterosexual.
That's amazing, you were able to find out all of that because I have a
weedeater."
Excited to take the class now, Jim shakes the dean's hand and leaves to
go meet Bob at the bar. He tells Bob about his classes, how he is signed
up for math, English, history, and logic. "Logic?" Bob says, "What's
that?" Jim says, "I'll show you. Do you have a weedeater?" "No."
"Then you're a queer."
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