The Old Timers Club

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VISIT TO A TORONTO DOCTOR'S OFFICE

Canadian Healthcare is on a par with anyone’s.

A Syrian immigrant in Toronto goes to the doctor and says, "I feel terrible!”

The doctor examines him and then says: "You need to pee and put your bowel movements in a bucket for a week, then throw in a dead fish and some rotten cabbage. Put a towel over your head and inhale the vapors for three days.”

The Syrian does this and goes back to the doctor three days later and says "I feel wonderful! What was wrong with me?”

"You were homesick,” replied the doctor.