Velocityshares 3X Long Natural Gas ETN (UGAZ)

[luckydude777]

Paid an impromptu visit to my four wino buddies on the street corner a bit ago. Handed each of them a bottle of ETF wine. Asked them if they had an opinion on what Natural Gas was going to do tomorrow after the 10:30 a.m. gubment report.

Four out of four were in agreement: "Natural gas will go up and down. Then once it's down, it'll go up. If it goes up higher than what it's suppose to, it'll go down. But if it goes down too much, it'll pop up higher. Main thing is ... it's a lot safer place to invest than the DOW, NASDAQ, and S&P right now."

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