Bayport International Holdings Inc. (BAYP)

[gitreal]

It is cheap to live in Hominy, OK. Jimmy Porter (Jr.) and his wife Gina live in a tiny (yet comfortable) house, and his pops (the convicted felon) lives in a double wide, just a few blocks away. For entertainment, there is catfish wrasslin' at the reservoir. And Friday nights, there is a fish fry at the VFW. All the Bud Light and catfish you can consume, for $9.99. Free cole-slaw. That's part of the secret to how they can run a mega-corporation like Bayport, and yet draw no salary. They're obviously just philanthropists......and folks should be ashamed for thinking they're crooks!

Slimeberg, on the other hand, has expenses, and would never fit in to the Hominy lifestyle. His wife has expensive shopping habits.