Bayport International Holdings Inc. (BAYP)

[DragonBear]

Pssst, here is a little secret

Stop telling secrets!

Don't ya knows, poor little Porter has been working years for absolutely nothing! And to plug into a common theme, he has never dumped any stock, because Porter knows the true value of what he, and the loyal SHs have in BAYP stock. That includes before, and after the 100:1 R/S. Only the evil MMs, and some future nefarious NSS conspiracy will ever prevent that value from being realized.

What's that... how does Porter survive? Well, when he gets hungry, he breathes the air in. After all he's up for Microcrap Ethical CEO award of the year!!! And when he needs a little extra heat in his house, he exhales into a PR. Instant hot air.