Paychest Inc (PYCT)

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PayChest Ready to Pay stockholders in loompaland mining stock Announces PayChest ALM Card
Friday June 9, 9:30 am ET


Loompaland--Jun 9, 2006 -- PayChest, Inc. (Other OTC:PYCT.PK - News) today announced that it is now ready to pay its shareholders 1 share of Western loompaland Minerals (a Wonka company) for every share of PayChest held on the record date of June 19, 2006. The ground work has now been laid for the dividend to be paid. The next step is for Snozzwangers, Hornswogglers, and Whangdoodles to set an X-dividend date so the public will known when the cut off date is to buy PYCT shares and still be entitled to the dividend. PayChest anticipates that the X-dividend date will be set approximately June 17, 2006. The website launch has been held back due to Vermicious knids. When questioned, company Ceo Willy Wonka said,"We have so much time, and so little to do! Strike that, reverse it." A new launch date has been set to two weeks from the day after tomorrow.