Dewmar International BMC Inc (DEWM)

[wiltonweather]

My Kush Cakes just arrived. When I opened the package in front of the mail carrier, he went ballistic, demanding that I give them to him. A fight broke out and the police had to be called. When they arrived, one of the officers saw what we were fighting over and shouted to the mail carrier to hand over the Kush Cakes to him, or else. When the mail carrier refused to turn them over, the officer pulled out a taser gun and pointed it toward the carrier. Next, he reached for his gun. During the ensuing interaction between the police and the mail carrier, I was able to retrieve the Kush Cakes. Thankfully, at the same moment that this was taking place, an innocent bystander with an iPhone, captured the whole incident on tape. It's now in the hands of CNN, where 24 hour non-stop coverage of the event will soon be covered by 7 correspondents, and of course Wolf Blitzer.

A word of warning...Do not open your box of Kush Cakes in front of anyone else. The same thing could happen to you.