As a prophet, I see a bright future for Dr. Downs. He should be a big hit on the speech circuit schooling prospective microcap CEOs on how to make millions on absolute bullshit, false promises, forged awards, dividends that never come, filings that never take place, mergers that never take place, buyouts that never occur and just general onery behavior.
Yessiree Yassarstein. Downs is the best.
Nobody does it better.
Makes me feel sad for the rest
Nobody does it half as good as St. Pat
Man oh man, he's the best
I wasn't lookin' but somehow he found me
His news tried to hide from my common sense
But like Yassar above me
The monster who keyfarbed me
Is keepin' all my money hid from sight
And nobody does it better
Though sometimes I wish someone could
Nobody does it quite the way Pat does
Why'd he have to be so good?
The way that he scams me
Whenever he Prs me
There's some kind of darkness inside him
That keeps me from knowin
But just keeps it comin'
How'd he learn to lie so good?
Oh, and nobody does it better
Makes me feel sad for the rest
Nobody awrads it half as good as Pat
St. Patty, baby, you're the best
Patty Patty you're the best
Yassar, you're the best
Rainman you're the best
