<I laughed myself silly imagining half the culties running to their computers downloading this crap and then lying awake all night trying to decipher its deep meaning.>
They should call Tom Hanks.
That would be a good one for Jay to pull. Tell them to look for clues in The Da Vinci Code.
What doth it avail a fool to have riches, seeing he cannot buy wisdom? He that maketh his house high, seeketh a downfall: and he that refuseth to learn, shall fall into evils. Proverbs 17:16