XTRA Bitcoin Inc (CBTC)

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R/S announcement will go a little something like this:

Based on the fact that the company is broke and made no progress since the last R/S several years ago, it shouldn't come as a surprise that we, after careful consideration and review while on vacation over the past 4 years, have decided to execute another catastrophic split to further destroy the value of our shares. The stock value has dropped over 99.9% over the past 5 years and we see that number expanding to over 99.999% following the maturity of this split and follow-up dilution in order to raise funds for our "research" in the Bahamas and Hawaii.

Fortunately for TCEL, the shareholders front 100% of the costs of our debt settlement, "operations" and R&R funds. Therefore, none of the executives have to worry and can freely spend the borrowed equity of its shareholders positions however it sees fit without disclosure.

Of course we always hate to have to screw over our shareholders, but it's necessary in order to monetize this imaginary patent we claim to have or have connections to.

We need approximately $500 billion more in order to get FDA approval and whatever else we said we'd do. Once we raise sufficient funds, value will be returned to the shareholders in the form of bread crumbs and horse droppings.