Dear grapefruit,
Putting the name of a better fruit in your name doesn't change the fact that you taste like a lemon's butthole.
Hope Rod Stewart knows that Maggie May
stopped listening to the song when he sang, "The morning sun in your face really shows your age."
"Dude, relax. Nothing wrong with
a little experimenting. You're making a brokeback mountain out of a brokeback molehill."
I can't believe the queen knighted Mix-a-Lot.
Snack mixes are great because I only want to
enjoy 40 percent of what I eat.
"You the bomb" "No you the bomb"
-A compliment in America. An argument in the Middle East.
Slowly, Waldo's wife and Mr. Sandiego started
putting the pieces together.
Is there cultured oil anywhere, or just crude oil?
If you play
for the Los Angeles Dodgers and you get hit by a pitch, do they throw you off the team?
If a shop has a sign
on the door that says "Guide Dogs Only" , who reads it?
What do you plant to grow a seedless watermelon?
Lorena Bobbitt
After living in obscurity for years in Russia after cutting off her husbands penis, Lorena Bobbitt has finally been tracked down. She was living there under the name Ivana Kutchakokoff.
