Too bad some of the gulliblers will believe that.
Well, Midas, I' ve decided to go with the flow. I've spent years trying to battle the delusions and psychosis of these folks. Now, i'm going to do everything i can to enrich and enhance their beliefs. Being a "servant of humanity," I am deeply concerned that if these folks were to be suddenly grabbed by reality, yanked out of their psychosis with out benefit of treatment, there would be mass suicides.
The streets would run red with blood, bodies would pile up under our overpasses, The Golden Gate Bridge would be impassable for several days and because of the jumpers, the level of the Bay would rise sharply creating a man made tsunami wiping out Hunters Point... thereby creating mass unemployment among the hookers, irritating the snot out of the Belgiums and jeopardizing everyones payout. (did i mention that I already got mine?)
My calculations also show that AT&T park would go under, ruining Barroid Bonds pursuit of the Babe. (You can see these things from my Black Helicopter, "Shorty One.")
The other consequences are almost too horrible to contemplate!! Countless villages would be without idiots, beer sales would plummet, the homeless shelters would be empty, Welfare roles would be depleted, Psychiatrists would run amuck in the streets trying to replenish their patient load and the SEC would no longer be able to hold court every morning at the water cooler and share laughs over the latest rant from members of the Keepers Of Odd Knowledge Society. (If that happens the SEC's morale could drop to the point where they would no longer be able to keep up the ruse and thus, shorty's protection would go POOF!! Is that what we want? I think not!)
Worse yet, Bud Burrell, Bob O'Brien and the Christian Traitors would be left to running three card Monty games and follow the pee under the shell games on the streets ... Perhaps, even in your own neighborhood ... corrupting your children and beguiling your wives!
It would be an Apocalypse, for which all, but those of us with Black helicopters, are wholly unprepared. Personnaly i would feel .... saddened, because, although "Shoty One" is a multi- seater, I have already promised Michelle Pfeifer, Nicole Kidman and Penelope Cruise a lift. I have just one seat left ... for which i'm taking bids --- Beginning NOW!
AI
