Howja' get out ?
Piece of cake, gump!!
I honed my plastic toothbrush down to a knife and cut out the cinder blocks around the ventilation ducts. Once that was done, i made two electrodes out of a smuggled soup spoon, waited until midnight and shorted out the entire electrical system. Then I piled all my counterfeit CMKX shares on the floor and started a "Vinnie" fire. (Except, unlike his, my first attempt was succesful)
In the resultant confusion, I crawled through the ventilation system, punched a hole in the roof and climbed up. Then I fashioned my smuggled soup spoon/elctrode thingy into a cell phone and powered it up with the battery from my secret decoder ring.
Next, I called in my own personal Black helicopter, "Shorty One," and flew to the Cayman Islands to re-counterfeit my CMKX certs. From there I hopped aboard a freighter to Belgium where I called a meeting with "THE BELGIUMS" and demanded my settlement or else!! They immediately caved and gave me more money than I have ever even imagined! I did however, personally assure Bush & Cheney, purely out of patriotism, not to bankrupt the entire Federal Reserve System or the DTCC.
I have not yet decided what to do vis a vis the Canadian banking system as of yet. I should warn you though, that I am still upset with that whole country since the RedWings lost.
Right now, though, i am going to work closely with Matt to try to improve his facilities ... starting with the food. Something must be done immediately!! The Caviar was inferior and the Champaign was absolutely intolerable!! It's obvious that their wine cellar is not well maintained and the champaign had been exposed, according to my pallet, to heat in excess of 95 degrees. I don't think the bottles had been regularly turned each day either. All in all, Matt's whole culinary setup needs to be changed. I'm calling in Martha to redecorate and Emril to bamm the food up a notch.
I will be visiting your area soon, so keep an eye out for Black helicopters.
AI
