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Excerpted from and article which appeared in the Dublin Times
about a bank robbery on March 2:
Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got under way immediately.
The robbers, who expected to find only two large safes filled with cash and valuables, were suprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank.
The robbers cracked the first safe`s combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding.
As recorded on the bank`s audio tape system,one robber said
"at least we`ll have a bit to eat.
"The robbers opened up a second safe,and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding.
The process continued untill all safes were opened.
They did not find one pound sterling,a diamond.or an ounce of gold.
Insead all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.
Disappointed,the robbers made a quiet exit,each leaving with nothing more than a queasy,uncomfortable full stomach.
The newspaper headline read:
IRELAND`S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS ................... MORNING ....!!!
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