Uh huh, now you're just trying to confuse me, lol. Seriously though, I'm not trying to make Matt's job any harder than it already is. I just think the Off Topic reason for deletions needs to be refined into a useable option.
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One possible clause that might help bring this into fruition would be simply that Matt wins all arguements, makes all rules, and ends all life on Ihub at the sight of a KKD, nude coed, or Harley!