A redneck, a sheep, and a dog were survivors of a
terrible shipwreck. They found themselves stranded on a
desert island. After being there a while, they got into
the habit of going to the beach every evening to watch
the sun set. One particular evening, the sky was a
fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was
warm and gentle; a perfect night for romance.
As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and
better to the redneck. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep
and put his arm around it. But the dog got jealous,
growling fiercely until the redneck took his arm from
around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued
to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more
cuddling.
A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was
another shipwreck. The only survivor was a beautiful
young woman, the most beautiful woman the redneck had
ever seen.She was in a pretty bad way when they rescued
her, and they slowly nursed her back to health. When
the young maiden was well enough, they introduced her
to their evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful
evening: red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle
breeze; perfect for a night of romance.
Pretty soon, the redneck started to get "those feelings"
again. He fought them as long as he could, but he finally
gave in and leaned over to the young woman, cautiously,
and whispered in her ear... "Would you mind taking the
dog for a walk?"
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"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle
