Little bid of editing for the SEC/FINRA warning
As in why pretend?
Washington D.C., Oct. 30, 2014 — The Securities and Exchange Commission’s Office of Investor Education and Advocacy and the Financial Industry Regulatory Authority (FINRA) today issued an alert to microcrap pie-eyed dreamers that just about all microcrap stocks being aggressively promoted as great investment opportunities are in fact companies whose only business is to sell worthless paper stock to you.
This alert to pie eyed dreamers will likely be ignored by those in dire need of it, so we'll just skip the tips to avoid pump-and-dump schemes.
Lori J. Schock, Director of the SEC’s Office of Investor Education and Advocacy says: “Before investing in any microcrap scam, pie eyed dreamers should always remember to consult with their healthcare provider for the appropriate medication. Hallucinations can be dangerous even in everyday life!”
Gerri Walsh, FINRA’s Senior Vice President for Investor Education, said, “Pie eyed dreamers buying microcrap stock should be on the lookout for...posts and tweets about purple elephants crawling up the wall embedded in conspiracies. Avoid the koolaid laced with LSD".
For more information on how much easier it is to just mail a donation to a scam CEO's Paypal site, visit www.investor.gov.
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