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Saturday, October 25, 2014 2:26:35 AM
A small-time investor walks into a bar looking all bummed.
Bartender asks, "Why the long face, buddy?"
The investor says, "I bought AAPL @ .02 / share"
The bartender says, "Yeah, but AAPL is trading over $100 per share, and that doesn't factor in splits!"
And the small-time investor says, "Yeah, but I could have bought it @ .0031!"
Get it?
I'm here all night...
Tip your waitresses!
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